These are just a few of the coolest community names across America.
Just the name makes you want to move there! Well, not all of them scream come live here.
Accident, Maryland
Accident Maryland meet Hazardville Connecticut!
Bald Head, Maine
Unless you’re an eagle, it could be just downright insulting!
Bear Dance, Montana
Line dancing with bears, count me in!
Beer Bottle Crossing, Idaho
Red solo cups are safer to serve in. Just say’n.
Big Beaver, Pennsylvania
A bit rude to leave little beaver out of this, wouldn’t you say?
Big Bottom, Washington
But it keeps me from falling off of the bar stool!
Big Sag, Montana
Everything is bigger in Montana!
Booger Hole, West Virginia
That’s one hole you shouldn’t stick your finger down.
Boogertown, North Carolina
Cool, but yuck!
Bread Loaf, Vermont
I bet Bread Loaf Vermont and Rye New York would make a tasty couple.
Burns Down, South Carolina
Wonder if the local firefighter heroes take exception to that name?
Buttzville, New Jersey
Wonder if it’s near a beach? Just ask’n.
Chicken, Alaska
Let’s all flock to Chicken Alaska!
Chili, Wisconsin
I’m sure it is, especially in the winter!
Chugwater, Wyoming
Anyone thirsty?
Cookietown, Oklahoma
Yup, I’ll have a Cookietown Oklahoma with my Hot Coffee Mississippi!
Coupon, Pennsylvania
Is this where frugal started?
Coward, South Carolina
I guess Brave South Carolina doesn’t have the same ring to it?
Cut and Shoot, Texas
Wouldn’t have expected this town to be anyplace but Texas.
Dead Horse, Arkansas
While maybe not the coolest name on the list, unusual it is!
Difficult, Tennessee
Probably was too difficult to come up with a better name?
Ding Dong, Texas
Whatever happened to those tasty treats?
Disco, Wisconsin
Disco Wisconsin could really light it up with Electric City Washington!
Dull, Ohio
Of the few towns that could have spent a little more time deciding the town’s name.
Dummer, New Hampshire
Again, didn’t think this one through all the way?
Eighty Eight, Kentucky
Yup, I like this one.
Eighty Four, Pennsylvania
Not to be outdone by Eighty Eight Kentucky of course.
Electric City, Washington
Cool name. Just really cool.
Embarrass, Minnesota
Not as embarrassing as some of these other names!
Flasher, North Dakota
Nope, not going there. Next.
Flea Hill, Delaware
Gotta itch all of a sudden.
Foul Rift, New Jersey
Stinky of a name for sure.
Frankenstein, Missouri
Scariest movie I ever saw as a child.
Free Soil, Michigan
Take too much of it and there will be no town left!
Friendship, Maine
Gotta be a friendly little place, right?
Fries, Virginia
I’ll take a burger with those fries please!
Funk, Nebraska
Feeling a James Brown tune right about now.
Glen Campbell, Pennsylvania
Not what you think. Named after a local coal mine operator.
Greasy Corner, Arkansas
Every corner of every state deserves a good name!
Handsome Eddy, New York
Modest now aren’t they?
Happy Corner, New Hampshire
Just thinking about this place makes me happy.
Hazardville, Connecticut
Seriously, this is a great little community, you just need to be careful driving through!
Hell for Certain, Kentucky
I got noth’n here folks.
Hooker, South Dakota
Nope, not touching this one either.
Horseheads, New York
Having been a fan of the Godfather trilogy, I’m just gonna put that out of my head right now.
Hot Coffee, Mississippi
If you know anything about me yet, you should know that this one resonates with me.
Hurt, Virginia
Hurt Virginia must be an acquaintance of Hazardville Connecticut. Right?
Idiotville, Oregon
Now I know those nice people up there are actually fairly smart.
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
While not particularly a cool name, unusual it sure is.
Jackpot, Nevada
Go figure.
Licking, Missouri
Yuck, just yuck.
Little Canada, Michigan
Somebody was lost when they named this little town.
Money, Mississippi
Jackpot!
Moosup, Connecticut
Head ups! Moose coming through!
Mosquitoville, Vermont
Be sure to being the insect repellent on this one!
No Name, Colorado
Just gave up trying to come up with a town name?
Nothing, Arizona
Needless to say, this would probably be a very quick stop on your trip.
Neutral, Kansas
No opinion? Ever?
Nibley, Utah
Nible on this one for a bit while we move on to the next one.
Okay, Oklahoma
I’m OK in Okay OK. How are you?
Paradise, California
Albeit a tragic fire in 2018, Paradise remains very much a paradise!
Parachute, Colorado
Happy landings!
Pie Town, New Mexico
Again the food reference, now I’m craving pie!
Pig, Kentucky
Named after a swine I see.
Pinch, West Virginia
Bet it’s just a little bit of a town.
Plenty Bears, South Dakota
Please don’t feed the animals.
Possumneck, Mississippi
Not to be confused with possum.
Rabbit Hash, Kentucky
Even if it’s the special of the day, I’ll pass on that.
Recluse, Wyoming
I hear these nice folks like to keep to themselves.
Santa, Idaho
Bet the jolly good fellow vacations here.
Santa Claus, Indiana
Bet the jolly good fellow has a vacation home here as well.
Satan’s Kingdom, Massachusetts
Never thought about changing the name?
Scratch Ankle, Alabama
Wear boots and this wouldn’t have happened!
Skiddy, Kansas
I like it.
Smart, Tennessee
My mother used to always remind, never get too smart for your own britches.
Spuds, Florida
Yup, they do farm potatoes.
Toad Suck, Arkansas
Yuck, just yuck!
Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
Yup, have always liked this one.
Two Egg, Florida
Over easy please!
Volcano, Hawaii
Volcano Hawaii meet Hazardville Connecticut!
Waterproof, Louisiana
I bet not.
What Cheer, Iowa
I cheer, you cheer, and we all cheer for What Cheer!
Whynot, North Carolina
Because I said so!
Worms, Nebraska
Are you baiting me with this name?
Young America, Indiana
Wonder if millennial village is near there?
Zap, North Dakota
Let’s all zip over to Zap and check it out!
Zigzag, Oregon
Wonder how those streets are laid out?